[Sollux looks like he hasn't slept in three days. His eyes are sort of shiny and far-off and he's got a manic sort of grin on his face

He holds up a copy of Portal 2. He finished Portal 1 yesterday after a sixteen hour solid playing session. He's thinking in portals now.]Fuck that bitch and her shitty imaginary cake. For thith thweep'th ( Read more... )

what the fuck wa2 all that mu2ic ye2terday ab0ut?
i kn0w y0u human2 pr0bably get tired 0f u2 alien2 a2king inane que2ti0n2, but 2eri0u2ly.
it'2 getting like 12th perigee2 eve up in here.
and i need t0 kn0w if i need t0 find pre2ent2 f0r the dr0ne2 bef0re i get culled 0r 20mething.

( Cut for stuff that no one cares about but Eridan, Dave, Aradia, and Karkat )

[OOC: This text ad scrolls across the top of every browser window in the city at fifteen minute intervals throughout the day. It doesn't matter which website you're looking at or even if you've actually loaded a new page, it still shows up. The identity of the hacker is hidden, but uh...it's probably obvious if you know trolls ( Read more... )